is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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