Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Dicks are not precious.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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