we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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