I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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