Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Holy sore nipples Batman
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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