I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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