I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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