Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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