Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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