Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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