She is in my trunk
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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