I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You made out with two different species that night
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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