im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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