He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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