in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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