After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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