I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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