? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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