Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
