All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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