The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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