fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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