So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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