this is something i pride myself on being below average for
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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