I cockslap morals
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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