That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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