is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Rumble strips road head = magical
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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