I heard we made out
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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