She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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