P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
oh god was she eating orange peels again
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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