4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize
