Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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