Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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