i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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