She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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