sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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