Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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