I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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