new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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