You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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