school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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