don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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