he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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