All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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