i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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