butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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