Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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