She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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