You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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