But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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