Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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