god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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